Wanted: themediaslut!!!
It was a dark and stormy night….
We had a call from HQ that themediaslut has struck again.
This time HQ suspects themediaslut to be responsible for the death of of a journalist, taking over his identity, gatecrashed an event, took photos and her innocent victim on posted on her blog of the same name.
How cunning and evil!
HQ said themediaslut had already left, but we, the FOX crime enforcement unit , were left with the task of finding evidence to get us one step closer to themediaslut.
We arrived to the sence in our trusty black van. As we stood out the van, we could smell the stench of death. It was too calm.. too calm…
The Crime
HQ brought us straight to the body. themediaslut had left her mark. One straight blow to the head that all themediaslut took. There lies an innocent journalist, waiting to make his mark in the industry, only to be silenced.
One dead journalist… from the mainstream perhaps?
The Evidence
This time round, themediaslut was a little too careless… She left too many things behind for us to bring back to the lab.
Careless, very careless…
Left: The Hammer, the final blow…
Right: Shoes from the victim.. Bata… definately a no-no for themediaslut
Right: Leather high heel… themediaslut wouldn’t be caught dead in that… too slutty she will say..
The Suspects
HQ gave us a few photos but we don’t think its any of them…
Witnesses
We spoke to the witness at the scene of the crime but they say they heard nothing… no screams.. nothing…
Left: "themediaslut took out her big DSLR camera and told us to smile.. so we smiled"
Center: "What? Murder!..I am here for the free drinks.. themediaslut also told me she killed for a drink…"
Right: "themediaslut told us her favourite all time show was Kojak.. heard a remake will be shown on the new channel 86 on Starhub.."
No one knows who or has heard of themediaslut… no one..
Its back to the labs for us… but one day… we will get themediaslut.. we will…
