Top 10 “Toilet Break” jokes
Inspired to do a David Letterman, so here goes..
10. Will the World Toilet Organisation give Singapore toilets a new rating criteria called The Escape Clause? One toilet at a Singapore’s detention center is already in the running for AAA grade.
9. Some terrorist websites have named that special toilet, “Flushing Meadows”.
8. He isn’t just a escaping terrorist, he is also a toilet breaker!
7. Also overheard that the World Toilet Organisation’s Toilet College (Yes there is such a college) is going to introduce a new module called Toilet Escort Duty 101.
6. Exam invigilators must score a C+ or above in the Toilet Escort Duty 101 module before they are allowed into exams. Detention center officers are required to pass with higher grades.
5. “To flee or not to pee” is said to be one the exam questions.
4. Everybody still agrees that Singapore is a safe country, as long as the toilets doesn’t break.
3. Anti-terrorists agencies are now using toilets as a new terrorist escaping detection system. As they say, whenever a toilet breaks, a terrorist limps away.
2. Captured suspected terrorists classifed as Potty Trained will now be put in maximum security detention centers. Non-Potty trained suspected terrorists will remain in light security detention centers.
1. The escape terrorist, when caught, faces an extra charge of not flushing the toilet after use and might be penalised with a maximum fine of SGD500.
