the(new)mediaslut

Who says reading the newspaper isn’t fun anymore?

You should not try this at home though.
The Star reported that a man in Johor Bahru, Malaysia, tried to get elongate his love tool with a nut to impress his bride-to-be in a week time.
Unfortunately, it got stuck. The hospital couldn’t do anything and the Fire Department wasn’t successful either.

Wrote The Star,

A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.

They, too, were unable to remove the nut.

At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.

There are just some things you shouldn’t be doing for love.